This is maybe the 10th time this summer that im out of power. Not only am I out of power for the nth time, but our regional power company wants to do ANOTHER rate hike. That's two rate hikes this summer.
And why am I out of power? Is it some kind of weather nightmare? Some kind of ecological disaster? No. Just a tree. A tree who gave up. Every powerline in my area is like 15 ft from a tree. They keep saying they're going to cut the trees back. Every year. They never do.
The two kids are going nuts because of no power. I spent the whole day sweating in the yard. I just want to fucking relax. Instead I'm going to lead a Maoist uprising against the power grid.
When the power goes out it is the perfect time to visit your local pool, river, or lake. Get out of the house and cool down.
idk about OP, but it's been so dry where I am that swimming is sketchy – drought can have nasty effects on freshwater systems
Public swimming pool or maybe a friends pool?