he's loyal to them, but are they loyal to him?

  • LocalOaf [they/them, ze/hir]
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    3 months ago

    biden-horror

    I met with that Jewish fella Bibi... Bibi... BB King to talk some sense into him, next thing I knew, he was stickin' a cattle prod in my keister and zappin' me till ol' faithful went off! C'mon man! That ain't right. Used to be you'd have to buy a fella dinner or take him to the drive-in pictures if you wanted some of that funny business. I was just dozing off, I ain't dead yet Jack! Sorry man I talk too much, anyway that's why we gotta give Israel $20 billion or else Jesus won't come back.

  • Flaps [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    Bidens semen? You mean dust particles?

  • Pentacat [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    Biden’s not part of their master race; it’s their sperm that is sacred. He can consider himself lucky if a settler skeets into his coffin in tribute.