when you fell from a coconut tree?

  • Infamousblt [any]
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    29 days ago

    I didn't fall from that coconut tree. I just woke up underneath it with a splitting headache. The tree was just there. They are two unrelated things.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    29 days ago

    "Wake up, Officer. You took a bad hit, but your paid leave is over. You need to get back on the hornyposting case." top-cop