Death to America

  • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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    3 months ago

    As soon as a person/consumer acquires a lawn, their demand for lawns jumps to a higher level, and the more of other people's lawns that are around, the more diluted the value of one's own lawn becomes; the economy functionally cannot meet the demand for people having a lawn.

    • Dessalines@lemmy.ml
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      2 months ago

      Begun, the lawn wars have.

      God I remember my uncle's lawn-feud with his neighbor, them constantly trying to one-up each other with nicer lawns. Pathetic.