I usually sing tv jingles to Mr. Softie, like today after I cleaned out his litter box I was singing the JG Wentworth jingle to him about having a clean litter box.
I have a little peanut and he needs his box now!
Call Mr. Peanut, 877-Peanut-Now!
Yes I am very weird.
To the tune of the first level song in Mario World:
Bailey's the cutest pup, the cutest pup is bailey, bailey's the cutest pup, the cutest of them all
Kisses and snuggles and kisses and snuggles, kisses and snuggles and kisses and snugs!
Repeat ad nauseum until I stop making her dance and put her down
Love it!
For anyone who was having trouble with the second line, the "and" between "snuggles" and "kisses" goes where the last note of the second tresillo would be in the melody (in the original it's just a rest):
We love comrade pupper Bailey so much she got her own song!
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