I usually sing tv jingles to Mr. Softie, like today after I cleaned out his litter box I was singing the JG Wentworth jingle to him about having a clean litter box.
I have a little peanut and he needs his box now!
Call Mr. Peanut, 877-Peanut-Now!
Yes I am very weird.
[To the tune of La Cucaracha]
|:You are so stinky
You are so farty
Stinky poopy farty dog:|To the tune of the first level song in Mario World:
Bailey's the cutest pup, the cutest pup is bailey, bailey's the cutest pup, the cutest of them all
Kisses and snuggles and kisses and snuggles, kisses and snuggles and kisses and snugs!
Repeat ad nauseum until I stop making her dance and put her down
For anyone who was having trouble with the second line, the "and" between "snuggles" and "kisses" goes where the last note of the second tresillo would be in the melody (in the original it's just a rest):
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We love comrade pupper Bailey so much she got her own song!
I'm basically a more prolific Weird Al but only do song parodies about my cat
I do, and two of them sing back. It's usually just whatever song is currently stuck in my head with all of the lyrics replaced with variations of <cat's name>. One of them has a meow that sounds like he's saying his own name, so sometimes it works out as a duet.
I work in references to my cat's fur color because I had an orange cat and combining words to make orange rhymes was so fucking funny to me.
"You are such a small orange I got you from the storange (I did not, her mom got knocked up)"
All the godsdamned time. I get made fun of by my wives for singing to all our pets. Each one has a unique song I came up with in the moment for them. I get told that they know when I’m in the bathroom cause I’m singing to all three of them as they harass me when I’m peeing.
harass me when I’m peeing.
My cat likes to come in and watch me pee too.
to the sccoby doo theme:
Rena, Rena roo
in the worlds
she’s a stinky girl
Rena, Rena roo
a puppy girl
she smells like dookie
