I usually sing tv jingles to Mr. Softie, like today after I cleaned out his litter box I was singing the JG Wentworth jingle to him about having a clean litter box.
I have a little peanut and he needs his box now!
Call Mr. Peanut, 877-Peanut-Now!
Yes I am very weird.
All the godsdamned time. I get made fun of by my wives for singing to all our pets. Each one has a unique song I came up with in the moment for them. I get told that they know when I’m in the bathroom cause I’m singing to all three of them as they harass me when I’m peeing.
My cat likes to come in and watch me pee too.