Look, they won't let me on any of the important cases, so I'm stuck combing through niche online websites that no one gives a shit about. I'll give Dick_Owl back their account after I ask you a couple of questions so the boss think's I'm working.

  1. What does the word "piss" stand for? It seems to some kind of code, but what for?
  2. Ditto for beanis.
  3. Did @UlyssesT@hexbear.net actually have something to do with kissengers death or is it just a poor taste joke?
  4. Why do you hate freedom?
  5. Why won't you get real jobs?
  6. How can the FBI appeal to the youths of today?

Okay, that's all. Remember to buy war bonds.

  • CIAfieldagent734 [none/use name]
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    3 months ago

    I’ve been working on these mfs for years now and you just go in, hack one of the accounts and literally post from it.

    What the fuck, you meathead, you piece of shit. PROTOCOLS ARE MEANT TO BE FOLLOWED.

    ‘Why won’t you get real jobs? How can the FBI appeal to the youths’

    WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HUNTING COMMIES NOT ASKING THEM FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO RECRUIT PEOPLE TO YOUR DUMB FUCKING BUREAU