• LocalOaf [they/them, ze/hir]
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    3 months ago

    Reselling stale old Pop-Tarts as Poppop-Tarts

    Poppop-Tarts: Back In My Day, We Didn't Have Pop-Tarts!™️

    chomsky-yes-honey

  • quarrk [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    Popcorn implies momcorn and a maizetriarchy.

    Headcanon is that momcorn are those unpopped kernels at the bottom of the bag.

  • the_post_of_tom_joad [any, any]
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    3 months ago

    The truth is that just as – biologically – poptarts and momtarts are never victims of one another but both victims of hunger, so both together undergo being part of a complete breakfast they did not create.

    -Simone B