What's the implied (final) solution to this extremely concerning situation, bucko? peterson-pain

  • Cammy [she/her]
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    26 days ago

    If i was him, I'd use my billions to fake my death, get cosmetic surgery and just live out a quiet and comfortable life. But he's clutching his meme lord persona so hard.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      26 days ago

      Could have been like Tom from MySpace, where he just fucked off with a big payout and just sort of chills all day without any worries.

      Still bourgeoisie, but by comparison a lot less harmful.

      • Cammy [she/her]
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        26 days ago

        At least when i think of Tom, I only picture that silly picture from MySpace.

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
          hexagon
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          26 days ago

          He aged weirdly well. Maybe because he's just enjoying being a rich guy instead of craving the construction of Torment Nexuses and establishing christofascist police states:

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          • Cammy [she/her]
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            26 days ago

            He's not a good billionaire, by definition. Maybe closer to a benign tumor that's a low priority for excision.

    • PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml
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      26 days ago

      get cosmetic surgery

      Any more and parts start to fall off. Either that or for some reason guy have the most artificially looking natural face i've ever seen.