Pros:

• All you're expected to do is lounge around a casino and say things like, "ring-a ding ding, baby." and "I ain't no fink, you dig." Which is a bit of a lighter workload than hauling boxes in a warehouse/dock while waiting to be beat up by batman. Some of them perform on stage but thankfully that seems to be optional.

Cons:

• With all the bright lights, loud noises and people, a casino would probably be the worst place for me to spend any significant amount of time. I could probably angle for a gig guarding one of the quieter bits though.

• I get a bit of a misogynist vibe from the Chairmen.

I don't know if this guy hires goons or anything, but I get the impression he's really hands on with the gooning. While some may find that a source of stress, (the boss will see your fuck ups first hand), I think it'd be reassuring to know that the spandex twats are gonna be angling for his dick not yours so you're relatively safe for a goon.