Considering that E_LO~N took a picture of his nightstand with a toy gun and caffeine-free Diet Coke cans around it, he's been gobbling unhealthy shit for a lifetime and he's buoyed by money to escape health consequences. Somewhat.

Shittman, the new Shitler.

I already know the answer, but how do these bloodmouthed ghouls successfully sell the absurdly clownish claims that their all-meat grift isn't as self-destructively unhealthy as it is demonstrated to be, reliably and predictably, over and over again?