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Oh who am I kidding; I'm still this face right now anakin-padme-2

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      20 天前

      Star Citizen's big spenders (according to visual evidence from the grift's own fundraising events and conventions) are divorce-flavored almost-entirely-white aging gamedads that are still stuck in the 90s.

      And they're not getting any younger.

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      • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]
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        edit-2
        20 天前

        I would seamlessly fit into this image and not stand out but it still makes me laugh in a way i needed. Thanks

        Edit not a single ponytail in sight maybe i am a different kind of cringe white guy

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
          hexagon
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          20 天前

          Probably smells like Axe body spray and the natural byproducts of "a clean ass is emasculating" chud influencer lessons.

      • Hexboare [they/them]
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        20 天前

        Child support?

        Yeah I pay child support, for my real children, the Legatus 2953 package which is only $48,000 and includes 175 ships!

        • KobaCumTribute [she/her]
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          20 天前

          I actually knew a guy who bought an Idris among other stupid shit as like an explicit cynical move to just not have money for his ex wife to take.