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    • UlyssesT
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      • hypercracker
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        3 months ago

        putting minoxidil into the fire sprinkler tank like in blade

      • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]
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        3 months ago

        I would seamlessly fit into this image and not stand out but it still makes me laugh in a way i needed. Thanks

        Edit not a single ponytail in sight maybe i am a different kind of cringe white guy

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      • Hexboare [they/them]
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        3 months ago

        Child support?

        Yeah I pay child support, for my real children, the Legatus 2953 package which is only $48,000 and includes 175 ships!

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        • KobaCumTribute [she/her]
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          3 months ago

          I actually knew a guy who bought an Idris among other stupid shit as like an explicit cynical move to just not have money for his ex wife to take.

  • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    See, this is why we need UlyssesT. There were very few Star Citizen posts while he was gone.

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      • Gorb [they/them]
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        3 months ago

        The peak of star citizen hate was like 4 years ago now when all the videos were coming out showing how fucked the company is. The projects so bad even the most dedicated haters got bored and moved on. Not me though, i remain

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  • danisth [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    Star Citizen shit makes me so mad. If a tiny fraction of what they’ve promised actually existed as a functional cohesive game it would probably be sick. When I first heard about SC I was obsessed with it, how could you not be? I know this is the oldest grift in vidya games, but at least Peter molyneux delivered a fun game, if it was a shadow of what was promised.

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      • Hexboare [they/them]
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        Freelancer was only in development for six years too (with Roberts for ~4 years)

        At this point I think the only option would be to bin everything and start over

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          • Hexboare [they/them]
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            3 months ago

            Locking themselves into CryEngine was a particularly bazinga poison pill for the game

            Like if they were absolutely dead set on an FPS engine, surely you'd try to licence something like PlanetSide 2's engine

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            • keepcarrot [she/her]
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              3 months ago

              PlanetSide 2's engine

              Oof, I'd probably rather rebuild from an already existing engine (not CryEngine), which star citizen definitely had the money to do before it apparently just snorted it all. Elite Dangerous went backwards from starting with space shenanigans and gradually programming back to infantry scale stuff.

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      • ItsPequod [he/him]
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        3 months ago

        Fable 3 fumbled so fucking hard, it's honestly remarkable. Almost every vaguely fun feature from the earlier games is made tangibly worse, from emoting to leveling progress, to the story being absolute dogwater. Hell, I think the worst sin by far was "Wot if instead of a menu like a normal video game we made you load into a whole separate instanced location" with John the decrepit old boomer racist fucking Cleese as your butler.

        Funnily enough, when I played through the one time I ever played it I managed to avoid the ending crises by being just so stupidly rich ahead of time and realistically by that point all the 'decisions' were made pretty moot. The sudden time-skips didn't bother at all because I just wanted shit to be over.

  • Gorb [they/them]
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    3 months ago

    Meshing meshing meshing my balls server ballsing. Interlinked

    My balls interlinked

    k-pain

  • Des [she/her, they/them]
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    3 months ago

    ohhh yeah missed these updates

    also 7days to die finally went to 1.0 wtf is the excuse of these guys?

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