Owl [he/him] to

badposting • 5 months ago

The mysterious case of the cannibal vegan

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The mysterious case of the cannibal vegan

Owl [he/him] to

badposting • 5 months ago

How DOES he do it?

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Alisu [they/them]
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5 months ago
He turned himself into a pickle

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- Angel [any]
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  5 months ago
  Funniest shit I've ever seen
  
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FlakesBongler [they/them]
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5 months ago
Their victims consented

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lilypad [she/her, null/void]
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5 months ago
Hes a venus fly trap

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- Owl [he/him]
  hexagon
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  5 months ago
  Oh that makes sense
  
  Wait that doesn't work
  
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  - lilypad [she/her, null/void]
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    5 months ago
    Fellas is it cannibalism to digest your homies appendages?
    
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bunnygirl [she/her]
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5 months ago
I know it kinda isn't, but cannibal vegan feels like an adequate summary of elder scrolls wood elves

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