"So yeah the son of God was on earth, but you just missed him. He was crucified about 50 years ago. Your dad might've met him."

And then Mount Vesuvius fucking explodes

Edit: I meant Roman, I wrote this late at night.

  • Florn [they/them]
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    4 months ago

    I heard they're gonna be minting a new Messiah in Alexandria next week