"So yeah the son of God was on earth, but you just missed him. He was crucified about 50 years ago. Your dad might've met him."

And then Mount Vesuvius fucking explodes

Edit: I meant Roman, I wrote this late at night.

  • KobaCumTribute [she/her]
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    18 days ago

    It was like MCU, but less lame

    No matter how cringe capeshit is it will never be as cringe as the Romans.