He asked me if my beard was real while I was taking out the trash. Yeah man I wear a fake beard like a mall santa you drunk racist old cracker.

FUCK. I hate living here.

  • Iwishiwasntthisway
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    2 months ago

    Hey I'm the drunk neighbor. Dudes just trying to make conversation.

    • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2 months ago

      I’m also the drunk neibor. If I’m outside my cave (rare) you better believe you’re getting a friendly smile and wave from me.