I need a DRUGS powered sniper, a shaman with a sicko ape ancestor totem, a knife guy, and a SeX adept.

The final boss is some Mormon-looking failson with one of those huge picture books as a spell focus.

  • BeamBrain [he/him]
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    14 days ago

    Unironically I would jump at the chance to play in such a campaign

    EDIT: Why do they all have fucking cowboy guns lmao

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      14 days ago

      EDIT: Why do they all have fucking cowboy guns lmao

      To encourage Brace to join. brace-cowboy

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      14 days ago

      I did say he'd be the final boss. Just imagine how much toxic magic that guy could sling with the power of fucked up beliefs.

  • Ildsaye [they/them]
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    14 days ago

    Sun Wukong is a lot of people's ancestor. He spent ages partying and hanging out on the Mountain of Flowers and Fruit before it even occurred to him that he may die some day, which is when he abruptly pivoted to a lifestyle of beating up gods and collecting every type of immortality just to be sure

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      14 days ago

      There's already a bunch of "MY ANCESTOR" gag shirts out there, but a skull and crossbones DRUGS shirt seems to have been overlooked sicko-wistful