mocking and quoting bigots I've seen so far

:liberalism: turns to pit "you know it's hexbear when the tankie pronoun parade shows up to force pictures of pigshit in front of you!"* real quick

[*this is paraphrased, I can't remember the exact original quote]

Or "so suddenly I'm Hitler because i think people calling themselves Fae gender is dumb"

Or "why should i need to learn a new set of different pronouns for every person I meet?" (this followed two comments after "I'm literally not a transphobe, I work with plenty of trans colleagues who feel safe around me" (average lib being scratched in real time by having to acknowledge neopronouns))

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All of these shitheads claimed to be allies when they started interacting but our brilliant pronoun tags immediately made them out themselves as the bigots they are who only pretend to be allies because it looks bad to be openly and proudly transphobic

TL;DR: pitmaduro-katana-1hexbear-non-binary

  • citrussy_capybara [ze/hir]
    ·
    1 year ago

    Blåhaj is a botnet run by Big Shark to market plush huggables because they get a cut and spend it on shark drugs.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      ·
      1 year ago

      shark drugs

      You can't just end it like that. Tell me more. sicko-intrigued

      • citrussy_capybara [ze/hir]
        ·
        1 year ago

        There are some fish that are like sharknip, cocaine, and meth mostly.

        According to Hird, this powder is known to trigger a dopamine hit in the shark’s brain.

        the cocaine suppressed their movements. “You’d think that a shark on cocaine is going to be swimming around all over the place at 1,000 miles an hour,” Hird says. “But that is us taking our human brains and putting it into the shark’s head.”

        recent research illustrates that aquatic animals can involuntarily fall under the influence of narcotics. In 2021 a team studying the impact of methamphetamine pollution […] found that in the lab, the fish appeared to become hooked by only small amounts of meth in the water. They even exhibited signs of withdrawal when moved to a new tank.

        • HornyOnMain
          ·
          1 year ago

          the cocaine suppressed their movements. “You’d think that a shark on cocaine is going to be swimming around all over the place at 1,000 miles an hour,” Hird says. “But that is us taking our human brains and putting it into the shark’s head.”

          sicko-wistful

      • Venus [she/her]
        ·
        1 year ago

        Let me tell you about bullshark testosterone :brucie: