Dirt_Owl is in danger and they need your help to dunk on the libs in a federated thread, but to do this they need a beanis, some pig poop balls, and some piss. To help them, all they need is your credit card number, the 3 digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But you've got to be quick so they can own the libs and create good material for the dunk tank!
Can I contribute piss to the cause instead? Sorry I'm broke rn