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  • UlyssesT [he/him]
    hexagon
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    23 days ago

    It's easy to estimate the midi-chlorian count of Glup Shitto if you notice how easy he resisted the Jedi mind trick that Lord Amogus attempted on him. Because midi-chlorian count is an objective measurement of power and clearly determines who wins fights, when that squad of ten clones of FapFap attacked Glup Shitto and he said he couldn't deflect their projectiles for much longer, that means each FapFap had a count of 420, which multiplied by 69 seconds which was how long he resisted that relentless barrage means that he's the only being in the universe that could possibly rival my ego insert... I mean REVAN, the best written and most important character of all time. Very morally grey too, just like the Witcherino. morshupls

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
        hexagon
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        23 days ago

        UM, I think you mispelled Aiden Kaiden Jaden Caeleb Solo-Tarkin-Skywalker, who successfully murderfucked (in a measured way) into such perfect balance in the force that he formed an edge that split the galaxy in half!

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