PointAndClique [they/them] to

badposting • 2 months ago

Someone please call the volcel police - I'm about to bust a nut

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Someone please call the volcel police - I'm about to bust a nut

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PointAndClique [they/them] to

badposting • 2 months ago

Let ke know if you want some

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comrade_pibb [comrade/them]
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2 months ago
yim yum lemme get that nut, comrade

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- PointAndClique [they/them]
  hexagon
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  2 months ago
  Plenty to go round
  
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cmhickman358 [he/him]
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2 months ago
Can't enjoy in shell mixed nuts anymore, because of wokeness (my body developing a hazelnut allergy)

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- PointAndClique [they/them]
  hexagon
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  2 months ago
  Oh :( I've develop? discovered? some nut allergies too, so I extend my sympathies
  
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un_mask_me [any]
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2 months ago
Crack a couple nuts in my mouth, I need the protein

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- PointAndClique [they/them]
  hexagon
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  2 months ago
  Oh straight in there? Sure thing
  
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