The Red Baron time traveled all the way from WWI to make this pizza for you.
lol totinos were my go to in my early 20s, but I think they changed out the flour or something around the time they went square into like 45% plaster and 12% sugar salt because if I have one it will sit in my gut like a brick and I will fall asleep sitting up.
they used to be like 90 cents tho, lol. perfect example of a food saving you money up front, but costing you big in medical bills.
they really could do a totinos index to measure CPI, because those joints have got to be the pacecar of the industrial food system. I remember when they went above $1.25 I was like "oh shit, the world is ending."
Instant ramen has tripled in price the last 20 years.
Aren't both of those pizzas pretty nasty?
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I'll give Red Baron a try.
Look at Mx. Moneybags over here buying California Kitchen frozen pizzas
RB is way better than Totinos. If you're really feeling like a nasty person you could fire up the pizza rolls.
Red Baron is pretty decent
You can easily dress it up with some addit pepperoni and pepper flakes
The RB single serving breakfast pizzas were tastier than they had any right to be.
My no-Nestle rule pretty much invalidates all the cheap frozen pizzas. Thankfully generic pizza rolls tend to run cheap and some even taste better than Totinos.
The tiny red Barron pan ones you can put in the microwave are goated
I remember Totino's being passable when I was a kid, but now it feels like an insult to even call them a pizza.
The pizza rolls still slap tho.
