Dae le epic atlas amirite? Maybe it's distributed by Taggart Transdimensional... wait that's already a thing in EVE Online. Fucking Randroid devs.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    4 days ago

    To be fair to this Drej Tank entry, it is indeed a fine new 40 dollar video game tool...

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  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    4 days ago

    Oh, here's one of those tools defending the 40 dollar tool (because lol "warbonds") on the official forum, one of its most notorious big spenders called "Lethality" that also peddles internet funny money and NFT shit:

    All of these"cry poor" folks hanging around the Star Citizen forums... stop. And he's crying poor. /whoosh

    Pipe down, son. You must be new to video games and spending money. I pay more than this for a cosmetic set in Sea of Thieves. And Black Desert. And the list goes on. And those are just cosmetics. I have a watch that cost more than my daughter's car. Comparison to unlike items is irrelevant when it comes to cost and value. This isn't for you, you don't have to buy it, wait until you can earn it in game.

    jagoff

    • Awoo [she/her]
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      4 days ago

      I pay more than this for a cosmetic set in Sea of Thieves

      ....no you don't?

      I have a watch that cost more than my daughter's car

      Dickhead

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        4 days ago

        Star Citizen's top star citizenry have such an overlap with ZYBERTRUKKK buyers that one of the internet spaceships for sale is deliberately and blatantly a ZYBERTRUKKK and my-hero was baited for cross-promotional attention to it. Yes, it also bears a resemblance to the actually launched and fully featured and far less of a grift game Elite: Dangerous "Asp" ship, but considering that Star Citizen's promo team tweeted a bit toward my-hero in the hopes of senpai noticing the fucking thing, that was the focus after ripping off the Asp.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2FNBi90l9Q

        Even in the fucking comments:

        I love the two holes on the cockpit windscreen like the Cybertruck, well played CIG XD so-true

    • Belly_Beanis [he/him]
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      4 days ago

      That's the kind of person who would pay money to wash Jeff Bezos' dirty condoms and thank him for the opportunity.

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        4 days ago

        The biggest spenders in Star Citizen, the ones that wave around "Legatus Navium" (lol bad Latin but that's what they call it) titles because they spent tens of thousands on internet spaceships, regularly declare their intention to land their nerd chariots in big hub stations on day one of the not-alpha's post-alpha launch and to see crowds of space peasants crowding around their nerd chariots all begging to swab the deck or otherwise do menial tasks just to be on the nerd chariot. The saddest part is the (permanent fixture) paired wine glasses in the most epstein of the nerd chariots' private cabin, already included with the assumption of how a feeemale will swoon being invited back there, just you wait.

        To summarize, they think spending a few thousand will make them rule over others like they have a few space billion. They want their dirty condoms washed. lord-bezos-amused