There's now a small chance that the next shooting is some singularity-craving bazinga with a greeble-laden AR-15 that believes they can't get domed by the Secret Service because they believe in "quantum immortality" and will immediately teleport to a reality where they weren't domed by the Secret Service. yud-rational

  • N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    4 days ago

    Pro-forced impregnation and pro-political assassination in a single week. Elon is channeling that Apartheid South Africa emerald mine energy.

    Next, he’s going to start cutting off the arms of Twitter engineers who aren’t ensuring the promotion of Nazi content fast enough.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      4 days ago

      Non-jokingly he might start talking about how "based" Leopold was. hypersus

      • kfc [any]
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        4 days ago

        Absolutely zero chance Elon has any historical awareness beyond, "Napoleon and Caeser were alpha chad great men".