It's an app like Grindr but also for straight people and it only works between 11 and 2 in the middle of the day Monday through Friday. It is used exclusively for finding someone to hook up with during your tech bro flexible hours extended lunch break.

I think this would unironically be successful and also would unironically remove so much fake tech bro productivity from capitalism that I almost want to do it. I could make millions and get the world to extend the lunch hour to a lunch hour and a half so folks still had time to eat during their lunch and lay break. This would extend down to other non tech bro industries and would be a workplace hours revolution.

The name is a pun on lunch and learn, the tech bro's favorite activity.

This is a terrible idea.

  • DavidGarcia@feddit.nl
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    1 天前

    Why would anyone want to have sex when that time could be spent programming instead. I don't understand.

    • Infamousblt [any]
      hexagon
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      1 天前

      You know how Bumble has like Bumble BFF? We'll launch a companion app called Paired Programming where you just go work over lunch together

      • roux [he/him, comrade/them]
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        1 天前

        Actually kind of need this lol. I don't have anyone to talk to when the site I am working on shits the bed.