"Fuck, zero seeders. Maybe the specialized tracker has it?"

Dont use uTorrent, use one of the open source clients. I personally like qBittorrent on the desktop or rtorrent on a server.

yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr i got victoria 3 today. now i need to patch it like 6 times through a translated russian site... arrrrrrrrrrrrr

Yar, it's time over throw the monarchy and free slaves!

Yaaar I love dowloadin' music illegally off the interwebs!

[ahem]

Now that I have your attention, a little PSA: downloading music illegally is a crime. In 2002 Metallica wasn't able to afford a third yacht since piracy cut into .000000000000001% of their sales. Please think of the artist before you "seed".

"i'm going to be king of the pirates"

tom scott be havin' his pre shivered timbers.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day