The U.S. National Highway Traffic Safety Administration stunned safety advocates by proposing new vehicle design rules that it says will help reduce pedestrian deaths. The rules will likely change vehicle design permanently.
Now they're coming for your SUVs! Can you believe that? It's true! The woke NTSB wants to make it so your truck can't kill whoever it hits! [crowd boos] ooh I know I know! Now what are good honest god fearing people supposed to do when some loony leftist fascist radical blocks the street, protesting, protesting to let Palestine kill more Israelis? You can't run 'em over! But we're gonna change that. Yes we are. SUVs and trucks are going to be MORE dangerous, hell on earth dangerous, GIVE 'EM HELL! [crowd cheering]
Fucking finally, but realistically this will become a right wing talking point and ultimately reversed by the next Republican administration
Or just NHTSA will get completely ignored in the wake of Chevron.
Now they're coming for your SUVs! Can you believe that? It's true! The woke NTSB wants to make it so your truck can't kill whoever it hits! [crowd boos] ooh I know I know! Now what are good honest god fearing people supposed to do when some loony leftist fascist radical blocks the street, protesting, protesting to let Palestine kill more Israelis? You can't run 'em over! But we're gonna change that. Yes we are. SUVs and trucks are going to be MORE dangerous, hell on earth dangerous, GIVE 'EM HELL! [crowd cheering]
expectation: ramming through antifa protestors
reality: running over your own child in your driveway by accident, killing them