Look, I appreciate you're trying to save the environment, but we have electric buses that will take you directly to the tourist attractions without congesting my already shitty cycling infrastructure. It's bad enough having to cycle next to a wall of death (dual carriageway) without throwing a Wipeout obstacle in my way too.
If you're guilty of this I want you to know you'd get the wall in my socialist utopia. We'd resurrect Stalin and make him read urban planning theory exclusively and then have him travel around Copenhagen in the summer with an AK47. (this is hyperboly)
Look, I appreciate you're trying to save the environment, but we have electric buses that will take you directly to the tourist attractions without congesting my already shitty cycling infrastructure. It's bad enough having to cycle next to a wall of death (dual carriageway) without throwing a Wipeout obstacle in my way too.
If you're guilty of this I want you to know you'd get the wall in my socialist utopia. We'd resurrect Stalin and make him read urban planning theory exclusively and then have him travel around Copenhagen in the summer with an AK47. (this is hyperboly)
Jokes on you I'd get the wall in MY socialist utopia too