Consider: if you sleep in the Wendy's parking lot, one day, "Wake up. Sir, this is a Wendy's." will instead be "Ma'am, this is a Wendy's."

Arby's doesn't have that level of service.

Bonus: I hear if you wait long enough, one day you may wake up as the Dragonborn. You increase your chances of this by switching from estrogen to psilocybin.