heh..heh.... good morning.... ahhh!! another day.... heh heh...(acting like this isnt the reason he's talking to you) oh hey did you see that email where i was asking you to do work for me instead of me doing it?
heh..heh.... good morning.... ahhh!! another day.... heh heh...(acting like this isnt the reason he's talking to you) oh hey did you see that email where i was asking you to do work for me instead of me doing it?
(Unprompted in the hallway) Hey! Just living the dream
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This phrase was the straw that broke the camel’s back and made me quit Walmart, actually
I'm not gonna lie, I say this a lot but it's usually deadpan enough people laugh.
I knew I had to quit KMart when they started doing this cheer thing at 7 am before the store opened.
I never participated and then I started getting "talked to" for not participating when even the manager said it was dumb but we had to do it.
Just posted this same sentence entirely independently. I wish people would just say “oh I’m dead inside”
That would definitely be more bearable