THE HAGUE - Princess Peach has been released from the ICC Detention Center after the Mushroom Kingdom had the case against the embattled ruler dismissed.
Some say the recent war amounted to genocide, as a band of "heroes" sent by the Mushroom Kingdom caused the deaths of millions of innocent Koopas.
Critics of Princess Peach say she has given unchecked powers and abilities to these individuals. They warn that this has given them free reign to illegally invade the perceived enemies of the Mushroom Kingdom.
A hearing following this decision will occur at the UN Headquarters in New Donk City in December.
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What a fucking shambolic circus this court is, if it were Bowser they would have convicted and executed him before he even got the chance to commit the crimes Princess Peach is guilty of, but Global North kingdoms have to look out for each other I guess
Bowser is simply trying to free Occupied Koopa Kingdom territories. They aren't kidnapping the Princess, they are arresting her!