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"honestly zachtronics solitaire games are great. i know most people are probably like"

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"so Marge is a great lady, but yeah she took the house off the market after we went to the open "

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"i dont even think Dota Allstars had come out yet, but like even today, people just say"

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"yeah buster great work in there? what am I, freaking pol pot or something? i'm not half as cool or half as deadly as Pol Pot so i dont know what i did to deserve this kind of treatment"

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