read title
read first paragraph
scroll
"honestly zachtronics solitaire games are great. i know most people are probably like"
scroll
"so Marge is a great lady, but yeah she took the house off the market after we went to the open "
scroll
"i dont even think Dota Allstars had come out yet, but like even today, people just say"
scroll scroll scroll
"yeah buster great work in there? what am I, freaking pol pot or something? i'm not half as cool or half as deadly as Pol Pot so i dont know what i did to deserve this kind of treatment"
okay alright time to hit the comments
NTA. You need to seek out a divorce attorney immediately. This is toxic gaslighting, and also classic narcissism.
looking OP dead straight in the eyes amd saying 'yeah yiu know what I'll come bacl and finish reading the rest of this later after I've done my poop n shower'
edit: came back to finish reading it during my second popp. Gg wp
bmf become 40% more lucid for the 29 minutes required to type this out
Didn't read much of this, but saw someone quoting the bit about DotA Allstars. Just wanted to point out that DotA Allstars was loaded onto 10 PCs at Blizzcon 1 in 2005. Source: was there, played some DotA
Drew Carey? More like Poo Fairy am I right ladies
Bob Barker shouted obscenities at me on several occasions
Bob Barker ran me over, and when I cried out for help, he backed over me, shouting "Mess with the Barker and you'll get bit, baby!"
