• Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    3 months ago

    Cassowary, gassowary, or assowary; run for your life

    I think they've only ever killed three people inr ecorded history but i love them for their memetic megabird murder reputation.

    • Mardoniush [she/her]
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      3 months ago

      3 people that were found, anyway. You go missing in Cassowary country and no one is coming after you.

      Only the Free Emu States of the north protect us from annhilation.