If ONE of you fuckers tells me to touch grass I'm gonna thump you

  • Vampire [any]
    hexagon
    ·
    1 month ago

    You're not technically touching grass if you're wearing gloves.

    You should tell those customers "touch grass sweatie"

    • frauddogg [they/them, null/void]
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      edit-2
      1 month ago

      Technically, you're not even touching grass.

      You're touching hay.

      berdly-smug

      I'mgoingI'mgoingyoudon'thavetothrowthings