happybadger [he/him] to chapotraphouse • 1 year agowhat if china is building a giant knife to stab through the middle of the earth and kill anyone they want?message-squaremessage-square69 fedilinkarrow-up1150file-text
arrow-up1150message-squarewhat if china is building a giant knife to stab through the middle of the earth and kill anyone they want?happybadger [he/him] to chapotraphouse • 1 year agomessage-square69 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarehappybadger [he/him]hexagonhexbear24·1 year agoOH LOOK ITS THE CHINESE SPY BOTS COMING OUT IN FORCE TO DENY THE ULTRAKNIFE WOW OK WE KNOW BUT OK link
minus-squareMerryChristmas [any]hexbear9·edit-21 year agoNo what I'm saying is I imagined the same thing so you're probably right about this. Edit: and it was scary, too, thats how I know we imagined the same thing link
minus-squarehappybadger [he/him]hexagonhexbear7·1 year agoIf multiple people are imagining this it only confirms to me that China has a mind ray which can hijack the human brain. link
minus-squareMerryChristmas [any]hexbear9·edit-21 year agoYou think they've been making microchips in those factories in Taiwan? Really? They're using that machinery to sharpen the finest edge you've never seen. That baby will cut through the crust like butter. link
Wait do you think they are, though?
OH LOOK ITS THE CHINESE SPY BOTS COMING OUT IN FORCE TO DENY THE ULTRAKNIFE WOW OK WE KNOW BUT OK
No what I'm saying is I imagined the same thing so you're probably right about this.
Edit: and it was scary, too, thats how I know we imagined the same thing
If multiple people are imagining this it only confirms to me that China has a mind ray which can hijack the human brain.
but what IF??
You think they've been making microchips in those factories in Taiwan? Really? They're using that machinery to sharpen the finest edge you've never seen. That baby will cut through the crust like butter.