cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/5813757

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    7 hours ago

    we are going to force you to drink Coke or Pepsi with a feeding tube until you die. it is going to kill you, because you have diabetes and it is toxic.

    now tell us which one you want more: Coke or Pepsi. if you don't choose one and tell us you want it, you're a childish loser asshole who is threatening democracy.

    • Roonerino [they/them]
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      4 hours ago
      Wow, applause for the big smart tankie. And I suppose you think we should all just drink water out of a mosquito infested puddle? Grow the fuck up. Even if we could somehow magically just all drink pure clean water out of your utopian Soviet water tanks (definitely no lead in those pipes, right?), people crave sweet bubbly beverages, it's just human nature. So instead of suggesting completely unrealistic fantasies, you should do something productive. Join your local Pepsi branch, and after we get this 2 liter mainline hooked up, you can work with us to ensure the next bottle has less corn syrup in it.

      (This is a bit. I'm not seriously trying to make a fucking soft drink analogy much less a pro-lib one)

    • VILenin [he/him]
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      4 hours ago

      Don’t you understand that good things aren’t possible? Now get off your ass and vote for Hitler to save democracy. We’ve made it so easy, we removed the other candidates so you don’t have to waste time looking for the name. smuglord

    • sweatersocialist [comrade/them]
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      5 hours ago

      "can i have dr pepper?"

      SO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO DIE HUH BECAUSE YOU CAN'T JUST PICK PEPSI EVEN THO IT'S OBVIOUSLY BETTER THAN COKE TO ANYONE WHO KNOWS ANYTHING YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT YOU'RE SO FUCKING DUMB AND EVERY PROBLEM IN THE WORLD IS YOUR FAULT, I'VE VOTED FOR PEPSI FOR 50 YEARS AND YOU CAN'T EVEN VOTE FOR PEPSI ONCE WHEN IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION SINCE THE LAST ELECTION WHEN I SAID THIS SAME EXACT THING FUCK YOU but still vote for pepsi haha come on i know you're gonna lol or else coke is gonna win and we all know you don't want coke to win because even if pepsi is only 1% better than coke that means coke is 99% worse than pepsi so it's basic politics if you were smarter or less poor you would probably understand