I say it like dahtay and you can't stop me

I worked with some Americans who said "these data" all the time. Even though it was technically correct it sounded so grating I wanted to kill them. Everyone other employee from literally every other country would say "this data" barring those smug fucks from Seattle.

I have a French accent so I say data.

I say data because it makes more sense than saying data.

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Obviously the bottom one is English, and the top one is simplified English.

day-ta da-ta which one is which

dat ass