• vegeta1 [none/use name]
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    16 hours ago

    "you’re not the first👺😡; this is just another 👾boss fight👾👽." Im still laughing that someone typed that entire thing out seriously.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      edit-2
      15 hours ago

      Life is like a video game trying to beat the stage while collecting coooooins so-true

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          15 hours ago

          You got to jump and punch bricks for those coins. Sometimes if you hustle and jump hard and punch bricks fast enough more coins come out of the same brick! This one weird trick will give you extra lives morshupls

          • vegeta1 [none/use name]
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            15 hours ago

            Followed instructions. My damn hands keep getting smashed to bits. No coins coming out yet. Tried to scream yipee to increase my chances. Will report on the results

      • BelieveRevolt [he/him]
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        15 hours ago

        At least that song is accurate to g*mer culture in that it was made by a piece of shit.

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          15 hours ago

          The song's subtext (I think) talks about the futility of the freeze-gamer task, but if the guy who sang it is a piece of shit, I'm open to hearing more.