Most of these bazingas seem to want a simulated mommy bangmaid that is all-knowing and all-powerful and unconditionally loving but also won't ever actually use that computing power in a way that isn't saying what they already want to hear, even for the sake of constructively criticizing them.

I suppose it's nice that the bazinga at the link said he (almost certainly a he, demographically here) liked being dunked on by his treat printer, but it still reeks of "haha the machine unconditionally loves me but in a spicy way!"