Throughout its venerable 268-year reign, The Onion has always made it a top priority to endorse the correct presidential candidates. From George Washington to Richard Nixon to Donald Trump, this institution’s highly respected editorial board has had its finger on the pulse, and has accurately backed the winner of every single national election in this country’s long […]
  • Adkml [he/him]
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    9 hours ago

    I like the one where he said if you "criticize" a straight person only the straight person get mad at you but if you "criticize" a gay person everybody gets mad at you.

    I warmly invite the guy to go anywhere other than here on the internet and criticize somebody FOR being straight, like I guarantee he does to gay people, and watch people get incredibly not mad that you're criticizing straight people for being straight.