Throughout its venerable 268-year reign, The Onion has always made it a top priority to endorse the correct presidential candidates. From George Washington to Richard Nixon to Donald Trump, this institution’s highly respected editorial board has had its finger on the pulse, and has accurately backed the winner of every single national election in this country’s long […]
  • djsaskdja@reddthat.com
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    3 hours ago

    "Joe Biden may be young by Washington standards, but he’s packed a lot into 81 short years. He’s fought hard for working Americans, be they on the factory line or on the board of Blackstone Group. He’s stood up to everyone who threatened this great nation, from Vladimir Putin to Anita Hill. And he supports women and minorities, based on that seemingly random lady he chose to be his vice president."

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  • citrussy_capybara [ze/hir]
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    3 hours ago

    a-guy endorsement

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    • TH Zweidel
    • Ted Kaczynski
    • Mary Kay Letourneau
    • Joe Sakic #19
    • Benedict Arnold
    • Steve Hannah