"Oh hey, do you know that the future is (grifty startup)? I can get you in on the ground floor; everyone's going to be using (grifty startup) very soon so let me hook you up to..."
"oh hey did you know Joan Norbaberts?" "yeah, she was an amazing xingbongler!" "yeah well i heard she went to Zombubo with Dave Bilbby" "oh yeah, but did you know Dave and Zach Erawan were working in building 42 back in 2009?" "no it wasn't building 42 it was building 87, the one with the spaceship themed ball pit on floor 7" "oh, no you're thinking of building 27, building 87 had the 360 degree wall of tvs that you could zoom in from space to see peoples' nose hairs" "oh yeah, but anyway Zeny Bazinga worked as an SRE with Dave... do you know Barla Bingus?" "yeah I worked with Barla Bingus on ads, but then Zipity Duda came and requisitioned a server farm in Alabama, oh hoo hoooo" "ohhh man you remember that? yeah oh my god, and LARRY SCHDMITDT WAS SO MAD" "YEAH LOL"
i work with a bunch of former googlers and googleXers(?) and they are some of the most insufferable people on the planet
"Oh hey, do you know that the future is (grifty startup)? I can get you in on the ground floor; everyone's going to be using (grifty startup) very soon so let me hook you up to..."
also see:
"oh hey did you know Joan Norbaberts?" "yeah, she was an amazing xingbongler!" "yeah well i heard she went to Zombubo with Dave Bilbby" "oh yeah, but did you know Dave and Zach Erawan were working in building 42 back in 2009?" "no it wasn't building 42 it was building 87, the one with the spaceship themed ball pit on floor 7" "oh, no you're thinking of building 27, building 87 had the 360 degree wall of tvs that you could zoom in from space to see peoples' nose hairs" "oh yeah, but anyway Zeny Bazinga worked as an SRE with Dave... do you know Barla Bingus?" "yeah I worked with Barla Bingus on ads, but then Zipity Duda came and requisitioned a server farm in Alabama, oh hoo hoooo" "ohhh man you remember that? yeah oh my god, and LARRY SCHDMITDT WAS SO MAD" "YEAH LOL"
and on... and on... and on... and on..
networking intensifies
fucking