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Annoying manager: b-buh y-you always come here and never tip
Me (I never tip ever) after eating a meal at my regular spot: pulls out packet of marlboro reds from my dark grey suit : what do you mean
Manager: s-so sorry for disturbing you
Me: takes long drag and blows the smoke right into his face give me a tip for your miserable display of attempting to embarrass me in this public facility in front of your disgusting customers
Manager: fumbles around pockets desperately trying to find money, he throws down a twenty dollar bill on the table and then picks it up and uncrinkles it here y-you go
Me: there’s my tip you fucking worthless scumbag