"The Alpha Academy" is a desert camp in Nevada that welcomes divorced dads with a massive sign out front that says "Soft Men Create Hard Times."
Men live in bunk houses converted out of dumpsters and eat expire lunchables with dangerous levels of lead.
A full course at the academy costs $250k.
I've been trying to block every single avenue of exposure to that person's existence and I STILL see shit about him a few times a week