A crack team of Communist commandos fast ropes in to a swanky glass and steel office in Cuppertino. With blinding speed one of them pulls out a complicated gun. There's a puff of gas and a tech-fascist goes down clutching the dart in his neck. His eyes dilate wildly as he lies on the floor staring around in confusion and awe. Another commando walks up to him, steel in her eyes. She squats down regarding the bazina tech nerd and says "Don't worry, buddy, it's going to be alright. But the first couple of weeks after you learn what empathy is are gonna suck. Take this, you'll need it." She hands him a very small, soft kitten. Entranced by this beautiful, amazing being that has come in to his world the AI coder doesn't even notice the Communists leaving to continue their rampage of noospheric destruction.