She looks like she would buy me a drink just to lure me in for a few moments to insult me

Little shithead thinks he can yell at me just because their dad is rich

Birds don't have hair

This one is my favorite so far

If Sia was a bird

Looking like Son Gohan with his Namek haircut.

Don't worry, he's the limo driver!

I see Moe, but not Larry or Curly