The horror!
I mean if they HAVE to have one, an easy choice is cauliflower. It's a neutral tasting vegetable that can be turned into mashed paste or other forms. It already finds itself in several recipes and uses.
Other than that, I wish more places in the world did fried zucchini
Cannot disagree more.
I love all sorts of veg, but cauliflower has a very distinct earthy taste that cuts through anything.
Its not neutral. Its depression incarnate.
Honestly charcoal broccoli with salt and cumin is amazing and people love it at my bbqs
There's a store near me that sells it, and hell yes, throw them in an air fryer and dip em in a spicy sauce. 🤩
A friend of mine slices up and fries the broccoli stalks and swears they're as good as bamboo shoots in a stir fry.
Go hard into the bin, alongside my Dad's infamous Boxing Day sprout stir fry.
Literally a bunch of man-babies who doesn't want to eat their vegetables.
An alarmingly large part of public discourse in the west happens on that level
At a chippy though?
Have a brown bread butty with it and call it a day.
I'm not sure a chippy has ever been marketed as "a meal".
It's for when you want about 4 different kinds of carbs and some grease.
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